I don’t understand the USA, all your roads are straight and all your cities look like they were planned using Excel.
Everyone knows the only way to build a city is to wait until a bunch of tiny villages merge together over centuries and create a sprawling clusterfuck of winding roads that make no sense and have no street signs and are impossible to navigate unless you’ve lived there all your life.
when people dont like lord of the rings because the movies are ‘long’
when people dont like lord of the rings because it has ‘too much fighting’
when people dont like lord of the rings
'It was so boring I fell asleep”
"Why didn’t the eagles fly them to the mountain?"
"Is that dumbledore?"
"That Frodo kid cries too much"
WHY THE HELL IS IT THAT IF I SAY “NO THANKS, I DON’T LIKE ORANGE JUICE” PEOPLE ACCEPT THAT AND NEVER OFFER ME IT AGAIN
BUT AS SOON AS I SAY “NO THANKS, I DON’T LIKE BEER/WINE/ALCOHOL” PEOPLE TAKE THAT AS AN INVITATION TO TRY AND FORCE IT ON ME AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY
NO, I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND I DO NOT LIKE THE TASTE I DON’T WANT TO “GET USED TO IT” OR “ACQUIRE THE TASTE” JUST LEAVE ME ALONE STOP TRYING TO GET ME TO DRINK
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
If they bug me about it too much I just tell them why I don’t drink. Then they get all quiet cause it’s awkward and get grumpy with me for killing the mood. Fuck you and leave me alone when I ask next time.