Welp, I fell completely and utterly sick and has been doing the dumbest, ridiculous mistakes for several days now because I can’t damn think straight. I hope things work out because I am worrying about a lot of stuff as a result.
And to justify the existence of this post, old doodles of THE MANNIS and Melonsandwich.
Sigfodr
View Larger Did you know? David Tennant’s final lines as the Tenth Doctor were improvised. It was originally meant to be a close up of his face as he resigned himself to regenerating, but just before they called cut, he said “I don’t want to go,” prompting the director to try a few more takes with the added line.
CAN WE NOT
Joss: I have one line left in that movie. Actually, there are a couple of lines left in that are out of context and make no sense, or are delivered so badly, so terribly… There’s one line that’s left the way I wrote it.
The Onion: Which is?
Joss: “‘It’s me.’ ‘Prove it.’ ‘You’re a dick.’” Hey, it got a laugh. (X)
Oh, but Joss, you’ve also said you didn’t do any work on that movie. You turned it down once you learned they just wanted your jokes. Oh, why can’t I have one role model that is flawless.
Actually, I guess it’s really good that I can’t.
TV Tropes ➝ Kaidan Alenko
If people could not ever blog references to TV Tropes because there goes my morning, thanks.
Quietly Thinking Aloud: "I'm a girl, I love video games" →
Well you shouldn’t have a problem solving these.
The cake is a ______
Who is zelda?
Desert E_____
Gordon _____ , black _____
Would you kindly. ?
War, war ne___ ______
Fucking ca______
Fpsmmorpg?
W,a,s,d.?
Who tried to take the sweet roll?
Good luck
So, how old were you when you got your first NES? I was 5. We had a Vic 20 and an Atari 2600 before that, though. Hey, do you remember the actual full titles of Ultima: Exodus and Ultima: Avatar, before they were ported to the NES? You know that war never changes, but did you ever actually play the original Fallout games?
Do you remember how awesome and world-changing Wolfenstein 3D was? How about 3Demon? Did you ever go searching for the amulet of Yendor? Or test yourself in the proving grounds of the Mad Overlord?
Hey, do you remember the first time you heard the famous Zelda title music in glorious 16 bit sound after only hearing it in 8? It was like there was a tiny orchestra hiding in your TV… oh, and remember when Mario Paint came out and it had the song composer, and Nintendo Power printed a little insert that told you how to write the video game theme songs and you couldn’t wait to do the Zelda song, but then it only had enough bars to do the opening and then it just stopped abruptly?
Do you remember when Warcraft wasn’t a world?
Do you remember inserting discs 2 through 13 to install a game, and having to stop and switch them in the middle of play?
Do you remember being excited to get a hard drive that could hold 20 megabytes because you could finally load your new game?
Did you ever work out how to kill Lord British?
Oh, you don’t remember any of that?
I’m sorry…
I thought you said you were a gamer.
Anyway, what’s the point of this exercise? Isn’t your blog a bunch of moody poetry about how you’re a nice guy who can’t meet girls? Well, what part of this macho nerd posturing do you think is nice and part of it do you think is going to endear you to women?
i’m tired of fighting, i’m tired of fighting
fighting for a lost cause
A fucking video game
(Source: bogdevils)
If owning a gun and knowing how to use it worked, the military would be the safest place for a woman. It’s not.
If women covering up their bodies worked, Afghanistan would have a lower rate of sexual assault than Polynesia. It doesn’t.
If not drinking alcohol worked, children would not be raped. They are.
If your advice to a woman to avoid rape is to be the most modestly dressed, soberest and first to go home, you may as well add “so the rapist will choose someone else”.
If your response to hearing a woman has been raped is “she didn’t have to go to that bar/nightclub/party” you are saying that you want bars, nightclubs and parties to have no women in them. Unless you want the women to show up, but wear kaftans and drink orange juice. Good luck selling either of those options to your friends.
Or you could just be honest and say that you don’t want less rape, you want (even) less prosecution of rapists.
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A Short Post on Rape Prevention (via brute-reason)
Fucking victim-blamers, but this post… man.
Or, in gif form:
A man doesn’t have to be manly. But as for being Gentlemanly, that’s a whole other story.
— (via adifferentkindofgentleman)
You sassy fucker
