My washing machine was broken and leaky and I figured it out and that’s cool but I also stuck my hand all up inside those motors and belts and shit and cleaned it and if you watch Supernatural you know why this entire experience was stressful.
Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
I know I probably won’t read more than three pages but I bought a book for the 15 hours I’ll be spending on buses next week.